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趁合租的女生在洗澡,我偷偷走进她房间

NO.1

我兄弟开水果店的,今早一个男子来买水果。“老板,你这水果新鲜吗”“凌晨刚到的货,肯定新鲜”“我老婆生病住院了,买给老婆吃的,你这水果打过农药没?”“大哥,我这水果没打过,要不你买点,去对面农药店自己打可以吗?

NO.2

家里来了客人,拖鞋不够,我说那就不用换鞋了。老婆不干,非要我去小区超市买。我知道她才把地板拖干净,但是有些话真不好当客人面说出来。客人都换上拖鞋后,老婆就后悔了!后悔了!

NO.3

小孩把妓院养的鹦鹉偷回家,一进门,鹦鹉便叫:搬家啦!看见他妈妈又叫:老板也换啦!看见他姐姐又叫:小姐也换了!看见他爸爸又叫:我靠还是老客!

NO.4

大儿子刚上三年级,开始有了英语课!老婆英语成绩比我好,晚上辅导儿子英语的重任自然落在了她身上!但当我听到她教的第一句时,已经开始不蛋定了:‘’这个读‘’B‘’这个读‘’J‘’!它俩是好朋友……

NO.5

老师:好同学们,我们接下来学习名词和动词,老师先问几个问题。小明起来回答。 老师:眼是……小明:名词老师:聪明,那鼻子……小明:也是名词老师:对,那口……小明:动词!是动词!老师:滚出去!

NO.6

每天去学校的路上,我总会听到:小帅哥,小美女快来玩呀!我就发誓有一天,我攒够了钱,我一定进去玩死你。有志者事竟成,这一天来的很快,我把我辛苦攒的钱投了进去………………“爸爸的爸爸叫爸爸”!

NO.7

今天第一次帮女孩子买卫生巾,出门之前她给我说要日用的,我到了商店,埋着头,给老板说:要一盒日用的。老板坏笑着给我一盒杜蕾斯。

NO.8

“喂,你在学校里打过架么?” “必须打过呀?” “那,那你赔人家钱了么?” “咋个意思,挨打还要赔钱么?”

NO.9

趁合租的女生在洗澡,我偷偷走进她房间,拿起她的衣服仔细的嗅了起来。正当我嗅得认真的时候,妹子突然进来了,问我:你在干什么?吓得我赶紧丢掉手里的衣服,把她逼到墙角,一个帅气的壁咚。妹子害羞的说:你...你想要怎么样?我深情注视她的双眼,大声道:你特么是不是偷我洗衣粉了?

NO.10

今天一回宿舍,吓我一大跳。室友一个在看书,一个在练毛笔字,还有一个居然在举哑铃!我哆哆嗦嗦的问到:“咋回事?”室友:“学校网坏了。”

怀才就像怀孕,时间长了才能看出来。
我兄弟开水果店的,今早一个男子来买水果。“老板,你这水果新鲜吗”“凌晨刚到的货,肯定新鲜”“我老婆生病住院了,买给老婆吃的,你这水果打过农药没?”“大哥,我这水果没打过,要不你买点,去对面农药店自己打可以吗?
小孩把妓院养的鹦鹉偷回家,一进门,鹦鹉便叫:搬家啦!看见他妈妈又叫:老板也换啦!看见他姐姐又叫:小姐也换了!看见他爸爸又叫:我靠还是老客!
老师:好同学们,我们接下来学习名词和动词,老师先问几个问题。小明起来回答。 老师:眼是……小明:名词老师:聪明,那鼻子……小明:也是名词老师:对,那口……小明:动词!是动词!老师:滚出去!
趁合租的女生在洗澡,我偷偷走进她房间,拿起她的衣服仔细的嗅了起来。正当我嗅得认真的时候,妹子突然进来了,问我:你在干什么?吓得我赶紧丢掉手里的衣服,把她逼到墙角,一个帅气的壁咚。妹子害羞的说:你...你想要怎么样?我深情注视她的双眼,大声道:你特么是不是偷我洗衣粉了?
今天一回宿舍,吓我一大跳。室友一个在看书,一个在练毛笔字,还有一个居然在举哑铃!我哆哆嗦嗦的问到:“咋回事?”室友:“学校网坏了。”
加德法语B2成绩被取消了
最近加德的法语B2认证班的新闻沸沸扬扬,各种消息满天乱飞。我的法语B2也被取消了,但是我心服口服,学校自己选的没选好,学的水平就是不够,无任何怨言,我只想公开一些事情,免得更多同学被欺骗。我是在嘉德学的法语,不知道跟加德是不是同一所学校。我报的0-B2一共交了4299。然后到A2级别后上的A2-B2认证班,考试是在学校考的,没去传说中的教委考试。考试题都提前告诉我们了。照着背就过了。然后我拿这个B2证书递交的CSQ申请。就在上周五我接到移民局电话,电话面试。当时说了两句话我就放弃了,我知道自己这下肯定凶多吉少。果然最后打电话的考官告诉我,我的法语不到B2水平,法语B2成绩取消。我问为什么,她回答说:现在怀疑某些学校和教委私自把B2要求由魁省要求的7级降为5级。我就是这一批被怀疑的学生。我这才恍然大悟,我一直觉得是自己没好好学习所以级别没达到,原来根本就是标准出了问题。本来7级才能拿B2证书,学校搞猫腻,为了省钱省时间,我们水平刚学到5级就让拿B2证书!而5级只有B1水平根本达不到魁省PEQ移民的要求。这个确实是被学校坑了。而且确实涉嫌造假。虽然我属于是在不知情的情况下被造假的,但是水平不够是不可争议的事实。我跟学校沟通了,学校说全额退款。没有威胁恐吓我。可能是跟我同样情况的同学太多了吧,我还没说完话,对方直接就说全额退款,不要闹。闹对大家都没好处。于是我也选择了沉默。现在我突然发现太多人被蒙蔽了,而且还一直有新同学被蒙蔽真相。所以我在这里说出我的经历,也是供大家自己考虑。
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