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我们男生宿舍楼对面是女生宿舍楼

NO.1

听我妈说的我一岁的时候,我姐姐九岁,有一天中午,我妈妈在打麻将,我姐姐在逗我玩。我姐姐上学时间到了,她觉得我挺好玩的,就把我,装书包里带到学校去了,然后我就被老师没收了!最后还是我妈打完麻将才把我领回家去的。

NO.2

一天,我正在午睡,突然来了一个陌生电话,我接通了。电话对面说“钱准备好了没有?”我一身冷汗对他暴吼道“你tm谁呀?”电话对面又说“劳资是快递,你妹的。

NO.3

老爸是个和蔼的人,从来不打过我。有一次我真让他生气了,然后毒打了我一顿。在一旁的老妈突然说了一句:老公,你打人的样子好威风哦!结果老爸隔三差五就要威风一次。

NO.4

一天回家,口袋里没钱。突然发现路边趴着一个断了一条腿的乞丐。眼前一亮,默默走过去从他的碗里借了20块钱,拿完就跑。天呐,说出来你们可能不信,我居然治好了他多年的残疾!

NO.5

从小老妈就不断的告诫我——要像个男孩子一样去战斗,于是我从小就打遍街坊四邻无敌手,以至于现在我认识的男孩,没有一个敢追求我的!!老妈后悔的说,这是她的错!

NO.6

我侄子9岁,小学三年级,喜欢同班一女孩,女孩也喜欢他,就确立了“恋爱关系”。 他常说:“有女朋友很无聊”,不知该干啥,明明跟普通同学没区别,又被男友名分箍住,不能跟其他女孩接触,感觉亏了。 然而又不敢分手,因为女方是劳动课代表,怕分手后不能做朋友,诸多不利。 这就是我侄子,9岁,一场骑虎难下的爱情。

NO.7

记得小时候我发烧了,40℃。我妈在打麻将,看着旁边的我说:“你们快看,我孩子的脸红红的好可爱。”

NO.8

“帮我取一下钱。”柜员:“您好,您卡里面有1800元。”客户:“七万!”柜员尴尬:“先生,您卡里只有1800元。”客户:“是啊,我要七万!”柜员重复道:“可是里面只有1800元诶,不好意思。”客户:“七万!”柜员忽然恍然大悟:“先生,您是说取完吗?”客户:“对啊,难道我的普通法不飘尊吗?”

NO.9

我们男生宿舍楼对面是女生宿舍楼。这晚刚刚入夜,忽然听到某男生高喊:“XXX,我爱你”。这时,女生那突然炸开了锅。是谁的男友那么烂漫。这时,男生宿舍楼又传来一个声音:“谁叫哥”世界顿时安静了。

NO.10

我在朋友圈里发了张自拍,下面一群男人夸赞,有说迷人的、有说可爱的,唯独有个二货评论:“对不起。 失态了,我去上个WC。”。这个二货就是我现在的老公……

怀才就像怀孕,时间长了才能看出来。
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