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闺密昨天和男朋友出去约会,在街上偶遇。。

NO.1

爷爷退休了,报名上了老人大学, 正读一年级的孙子好奇地问: “爷爷,你还读书啊?” 爷爷说:“我读书有什么不好吗?” 孙子说:“好是好,就是万一你学校通知开家长会,那你怎么办呢?”.. .. ..

NO.2

著名演员六小龄童当年拍摄《西游记》时曾因劳累过度而导致声线受损,不得不去看医生。医生检查完他的声带后,面色凝重地对他说道:“唉,你这喉头……”六小龄童听完啪就是一巴掌:“你跟我这儿装啥观音菩萨!”

NO.3

一个山区农村来的大爷进城,买了瓶红茶打开瓶盖,再来一瓶,结果他不识字就问我是不是中奖了,商店老板看了看,说这是念“谢谢惠顾”大爷哦了一声从兜里掏出一大堆谢谢惠顾,那这些肯定是奖了,来!都给我换了!

NO.4

她迫于无奈跟总裁借钱,总裁当场打了一百万给她,然后戏谑地问:“你要怎么报答我?” 她迎着他的目光,勇敢地回道:“别人的总裁都打一千万,你才打一百万,好意思要报答?QB!。”

NO.5

有一次和朋友吃饭,他炫耀身高,说:“我妈妈155我爸爸160,我竟然能长到183,哈哈哈…”并不羡慕他,我觉得他是一个有故事的人。

NO.6

我爸讲他年轻时,他们一行七八个人,去收费的公园玩,只买了一张票,排队进去时,检票的问前面的:“票呢?”他们都指了指后面,说票在后面那位手上呢......到了最后一个,检票的问“你怎么只有一张票,前面那几个人的票呢?”他说了一句让检票员吐血的话:“擦,我又不认识他们......”

NO.7

昨天陪老公去参加酒席,突然鞋跟断了,老公说:真不想认识你,早就告诉过你,你这破鞋早该扔了……噼里啪啦说了一通后,就去给我买鞋了,可是我总觉得哪儿不对……

NO.8

“喜欢一个人是什么感觉”“就是觉得她身上有WiFi”“暗恋一个人是什么感觉”“不知道WiFi密码”“失恋是什么感觉”“WiFi突然断了”“暧昧是什么感觉”“WiFi信号不稳定”“异地恋是什么感觉”“知道WiFi密码,太远了连不上”。

NO.9

闺密昨天和男朋友出去约会,在街上偶遇大哥,闺密的哥哥突然跳过来,对闺蜜挑了挑眉毛说:妞,去哪儿?话还没说完,被闺蜜男朋友duang一拳,鼻子都打歪了……

NO.10

前几天带侄子出去玩,回家有点晚。老妈就给我俩做了鱼香肉丝和米饭~~~我和侄子都喜欢吃。我有点饿,一通风卷残云。侄子还小,吃的慢,眼看一盘菜快光了。侄子哭了:奶奶,奶奶啊。你看我姑姑,吃的太快了。而且她那筷子还长着眼,每筷子夹的都是肉丝~~~

怀才就像怀孕,时间长了才能看出来。
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