英文笑话:Little John |
| 时间：2009-02-19 来源：英语学习 |
Joke:Little John
Little John was playing with his airplane in the back yard and his mother was in the kitchen washing the dishes. As John was playing she could hear her son saying "come on all you ass-holes get off the fuck'n airplane we've got a schedule to keep. Alright all you cock suckers get on the airplane and sit the fuck down we're taking off in two minutes." When
Johns mother hear this she went outside and told john to go to his bedroom because he was grounded for 2 hours. 2 hours later Johns mother came into his bedroom and told him if he could play nice and he wasn't grounded anymore. So John when back outside to play with his airplane "ok all you nice people please hurry off the airplane we have to leave on time, thank you" "alright all you wonderfull passengers please get on the airplane we have to leave in 2 minutes, thank you." "And all you people in back complaining about the 2 hour delay see the bitch in the kitchen".
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